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WESTIN ST. JOHN, USVI
... A review of a Starwood Resort in the US Virgin Islands (stay: 12/18/02-12/29/02)

 

After a year of planning and executing events for a multi-billion dollar corporation and staying in multiple Starwood properties, my partner and I decided to cash-in a hard-earned 78,750 Starwood Points and experience someplace relaxing.  Over the Christmas holidays, we spent eight days at the Westin Resort on St. John.

Prior to arrival, we chose to spend the $65 each to have the Westin handle our transfer from St. Thomas to St. John.  The Westin handles your luggage from the time you check in at the Westin desk in the St. Thomas airport and delivers your bags directly to your room at the resort on St. John.  And, of course, you arrive on St. John directly at the dock at the Westin Resort.  In addition, you get unlimited transfers back and forth to St. Thomas during your stay … that is, if you really want to spend time on St. Thomas.  St. John is so beautiful, that you may not want to leave at all.

When we checked in at the Westin desk in the airport on St. Thomas, we found that the resort did not recognize our Platinum status with Starwood.  After a few awkward moments of trying to get the situation resolved, the person checking us in made us feel like it was a hassle to see if there were any room upgrades that are supposed to be made automatically available to Platinum members, based on availability of course.

We boarded the resorts open-air mini-bus and was transported to a local marina where we boarded the Westin boat.  The boat, although new, is utilitarian … so, don’t expect a sleek, 110’ yacht such as used by Hayman Island Resort on the Great Barrier Reef of Australia.

The voyage from St. Thomas to St. John was very enjoyable.   It was a perfect day for the trip ... bright and sunny with just a light chop.   We debarked the boat to find a number of resort representatives offering refreshing, cold, wet towels to remove the grime from our day’s travel and glasses of Rum Punch.

After a few pleasantries, we were shown to a golf cart and a resort employee gave us a tour of the grounds and then took us to our room.  We arrived to find a standard-sized room that smelled of mold and mildew, a bathroom that was so filthy that our feet stuck to the floor when we walked on the tile, a safe that did not work, a toilet that constantly ran, no work desk, and a phone that did not have a working data port.

Since this is a vacation resort, I guess I can forgive the fact the room had no desk.  But, for those of us who never really get a true vacation, it was a disappointment.  Compared to other Westin properties, the room was on the lower end of the luxury scale.

Even though we had cashed in enough points to gain us a two-room upgrade, they put us in a “pool view” room.  The building that housed our room certainly was not in the back of the property, however, there were buildings that had the same sized rooms as ours that were between the beach and us.  I have no idea how one would gain access to the beach rooms.  If we cashed in any more points, we would have been upgraded to one of the suites or villas.  But, the suites and villas were in the back of the property and up on the hillside.  It was a head scratcher for sure.

Problem resolution is not a strong suit with the property management.  I contacted the property’s general manager, Mr. Graeme Davis.  He referred me to Matt Balcik, “Rooms Executive”.  Although Matt really did try to solve the issues, the only things that got taken care of was the repair of the safe and the phone’s data port.  He sent housekeeping to clean the bathroom floor.  But, nonetheless, the sticky mess remained and slowly went away as a result of the daily housekeeping duties during the week’s stay.

Matt did take the time to show me another room with a “better view”, but as I explained to him … once again … the problem was not the view, it was the stench of mold and mildew that, it seemed, was the bouquet of choice that all rooms offered up to its guests.  The room he showed me certainly had a better view, but yet offered the same smell, although a tad less pungent.  Since we were already unpacked, we stayed put in our original room and Matt ended up sending someone to attend to the smell.  While we were out to dinner, someone masked the smell of mold and mildew by dousing the room with a pungent fragrance of lemon.  We arrived back wondering, which was worse!  For the duration of our stay, we turned the air conditioning down to 65.  It was rather cold, but it reduced the stench of the mold and mildew that ended up overcoming the smell of lemon post haste.

We think the problem with the stench comes from the carpet that seemed to absorb the constant humidity.  Why any hotel or resort in the Caribbean would choose to have carpet in their rooms is beyond me.  A logical choice, to us at least, would be a tile and/or marble floor with throw rugs.  But, now I digress!

Now that I got some unpleasantness out of the way, let me say a few positive things about the resort.  The grounds are beautiful.  The grounds crew has done a fabulous job at making the exterior environment very pleasant indeed.  Walking through the Westin property is like walking through a botanical garden.  There are beautiful flowering plants in every direction.  Several tropical birds have been made pets by the property and we saw several Iguanas lumbering through the grounds.  It made every stroll through the resort quite intriguing and fun.

I’ve seen several reviews on this resort that spoke of the expansive grounds and the need to take a healthy walk wherever you decide to go.  We actually found our short walks to be enjoyable.  Unless you got one of the rooms on the back of the property, we thought all rooms were relatively close to the most popular amenities of the resort.  As well, having the building spread out a bit made the environment feel more open, providing a feeling of freedom.

There are a few restaurants on the property.  The Snorkels Bar and Grill has a small, but perfect menu that compliments its very casual surroundings.  As long as your private parts are covered, you’ll be welcomed at Snorkels.  You can eat alfresco at several tables that are between the pool and the beach or you can order directly from the comfort of your lounge chair besides the pool or from the beach.  Just flip up the red flag on the back of your lounge chair to notify staff you wish to place an order.  What could be easier?  The staff is engaging and friendly.

The Beach Café is a little more formal, but yet very casual.  As long as you wear a shirt and sandals, you’re fine.  It’s an open-air café that serves breakfast and dinner.  We had the breakfast buffet several mornings and enjoyed every one of them.  It’s very enjoyable eating alfresco while watching the boats in the awakening harbor.  I remember seeing reviews from other authors complaining about the price of the buffet.  But, we expected food to be a little more expensive on the islands and even more so at the resort.  The cost of the breakfast buffet is $20 per person, which is a bit expensive for the offerings, but not out of line with what we expected.  Here again, the staff here is wonderful, engaging, and friendly.

Chloe & Bernard’s is the ‘formal’ restaurant on the property … as formal as you're going to get on the Islands that is.  Certainly no coat and tie required here!  It’s a wonderful environment with excellent cuisine.  The night we dined, a local who was singing and playing the guitar entertained the small, well-appointed restaurant with soothing tunes.  He was very enjoyable to listen to.

We made use of several of the property’s amenities during our stay.  I obtained my scuba diver certification through Cruz Bay Water Sports and enjoyed my experience with them immensely.  I got to dive a number of interesting reefs while earning the certification.  They also rent small dingys, wave runners, and other various, water equipment as well.  Great, safe operation.

We also rented a 29-foot boat from Nauti-Nymph Boat Rentals for a day (8:30AM to 5:00PM).  It’s an excellent way to explore the island chain.  We cruised up to the British Virgin Islands, found a remote beach on one of the islands to “get rid of some of our tan lines”, and snorkeled at the Caves at Norman Island (the absolute best snorkeling on the V.I.’s and highly recommended by the way!).  Although, the staff at Nauti-Nymph will tell you to get back to the U.S.V.I. at 3:30 to be able to check in with US Customs, gas up, and return to the Westin by 5:00PM; that’s bullcrap.  The Westin is a 15-minute cruise from U.S. Customs and it literally took us 15 minutes to clear customs and gas up the boat.  We were back at the Westin by 4:00.  I think they told us 3:30 so we would be back in time for them to spiff up the boat for the next day’s rental and go home at 5:00.  But, all in all, it was well worth the $390 we spent on rental cost (plus gas and customs costs, of course).  But, be careful.   If you can’t read nautical charts, DO NOT rent a boat.  There are numerous reefs hiding just under the waterline that have taken their fair share of victims.

Both Cruz Bay Water Sports and Nauti-Nymph are located right on the Westin Property and very accessible with staffed desks by the Westin dock.

In addition to the amenities mentioned above, the harbor where the resort is located is a good location to watch sunsets.  They have some large round, trampoline floatys in the water that are fun to romp on.  The pool is wonderful.  A little crowded, but very enjoyable.  Everything in the Mango Deli is way over-priced, but they serve up a great pizza.

Unless you plan on absolutely vegging at the resort, we highly recommend renting a 4-wheel drive jeep and exploring the island.  The harbor where the resort is located is not good for snorkeling.  So, if you want to do some good snorkeling, rent a jeep and go elsewhere (we recommend Cinnamon Bay, Leinster Bay, and Hawkness Bay).  Stay away from the touristy Trunk Bay.  It’s crowded and very over-rated.

You can also see plenty of the island if you rent the jeep.  We particularly recommend “Bordeaux Mountain Road” (US108) … but, only if you have a 4-wheel drive.  If not, don’t bother … you won’t make it!  The road, which is really a two-wheel dirt path, will put you atop a 1300 foot mountain from which you can view the entire chain of Virgin Islands … U.S. and British.  It’s a stunning view for sure and where we obtained the best pictures of our vacation.

Oh-oh, I’m digressing again … back to the resort!

Apart from the restaurant staff that is wonderful and engaging, the friendliness of the staff is hit and miss.  The concierge staff is useless.  They didn’t seem to know jack-shit about the island.  I ended up educating them on a couple subjects.  And, the front desk staff, in particular, needs big attitude adjustments.  We got the feeling that we disturbed them.  We wanted to ship a box that contained our snorkeling equipment back home and it became a huge issue with the resort.  I ship boxes from most of the hotels and resorts that I stay at on a yearly basis and never had encountered a similar situation.  Certainly, we were not the only guests who wished to take advantage of the resort’s shipping and receiving department!  It just made us scratch our heads (again) and wonder what the big deal really was!  They were also unable to give us any tracking numbers for the shipment which didn’t provide us a secure feeling.

When it came time to check out of the resort, they again did not recognize our Platinum status.  Platinum members are supposed to receive a late, 4:00PM checkout, if accommodations allow.  Even though our return transfer wasn’t scheduled until 3 o’clock in the afternoon, they demanded that we vacate our room at the standard checkout time of 11:00AM, all without offering any explanation.  We weren’t particularly thrilled about sweating around the pool for 4-hours waiting for our transfer back to St. Thomas and the subsequent flight to our next destination, Puerto Rico.  And, I wasn’t particularly thrilled with the front desk agent’s attitude, so, another call to management was made to get the issue cleared up.

They also had a couple of questionable charges on our bill.  After some discussion, the $96.05 (per day) “SPG Award” fees were removed.  We never did find out what those fees were supposed to represent.  It seemed like they were attempting to charge us for using our Starwood points.  Hmmm …

The resort also charged a $12.00 “Resort Fee” (per day).  It was explained to me that the fee covers the resorts amenities, such as the fitness club.  However, Platinum members are supposed to have access to Starwood fitness facilities for free.   But, I guess the resort was just being consistent in not recognizing our Platinum status!  I briefly objected to the fee, but the rude representative at the front desk didn’t budge.  And, I didn’t press the matter as I already felt tired from being browbeaten by the front desk staff.  In all fairness, I did check the Starwood website upon arrival back home and did find that a “$15.00 Resort Fee” was listed in the fine print.  However, this fee seems to conflict with some benefits of the Platinum Starwood Program.  And, I didn’t reserve the room on the website … I booked our stay via telephone through Starwood’s Preferred Guest Program and was told nothing about these extra fees.  Even the confirmation e-mail that we received from Starwood made no mention of these extra fees.  Fees like this bug the heck out of me … it’s just a way of sucking more cash out of guests while calling it something that sounds palatable.  It would be more palatable to me if they would just call it for what it really is … an “up-sale”!

All in all, the resort is decent.  Although, I must say that it is the worst managed Westin property that I’ve stayed at.  One thing is for sure ... I will never engage this property to execute a business event ...  hell, it'd be a disaster!  I never did see the General Manager … which is kind of strange, considering we were there for eight days.  All the other resorts I’ve stayed at, the general manager had personally engaged the guests at some point during their stay … at least the preferred guests.  But, not here.  Hmmm … to busy handling complaints, I guess.

By the way, let me get a plug in here for the Westin Grand Bohemian in Orlando, Florida.  If you want to stay at a unique hotel in downtown Orlando that is run by excellent management, look no further!  But, that’s another article!

Bottom Line:  The Westin Resort on St. John is going to be a wonderful vacation like no other for those people who seldom travel and/or are used to staying at Holiday Inns.  But, for the well-seasoned, frequent traveler, this particular property will be a disappointment.  That being said, there are no other properties on St. John that are better … perhaps Caneel Bay … but, that is up for debate as well.

If you’re going to St. John and want a lot of amenities, head for the Westin.  But, be prepared for the lack of service that seems to be indicative of the Islands.  It’s no wonder why the Virgin Islands are no longer the destination of choice for the jet setters.  And, it seems the residents of the Islands are unequivocally bitter over that fact!

 

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